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Friday, February 16, 2007

More crap for obsessed new parents

My daughter and her husband are exercise freaks to the point of obsession. They are always measuring their pulse, calculating distances and being generally obnoxious about their physical workouts. It's enough to make a guy puke.

When they recently had their first child (yeah, I'm now a grandpa) I thought they would tone it down a bit, but no.

Yesterday they jogged over to my place (five miles, for god's sake)pushing the baby in a stoller and had to show off their new Strollometer.

You clip it to the handle of any stroller, including the racing stroller my kid has, and it helps them calculate time, distance, and speed.

Speed?! It's a stroller! Why are they worried about speed when they're supposed to be on a stroll.

Slow down and smell the damn flowers!

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