Vito Bows Out

Rep. Vito Fossella, who got caught driving drunk and then admitted (presumably while still drunk) to fathering a baby with someone not his wife, will not seek reelection.

"This choice was an extremely difficult one, balanced between my dedication to service to our great nation and the need to concentrate on healing the wounds that I have caused to my wife and family," Rep. Vito Fossella, a six-term Republican, said in a written statement.

Well, at least his wife had the good sense not to appear with him as he made his announcement.

Bye, bye, Vito.